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Sourdough Danish Pastries Tutorial Sets {You must click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}

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Posted on April 28, 2013 at 6:58 PM
194240 notes  #nice

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Posted on January 25, 2013 at 9:27 PM
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pudus:

i wanna get married in my pajamas

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Posted on January 25, 2013 at 9:26 PM
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frigerator:

the concept of raisins is so strange like hey i left this grape out in the sun and it’s suddenly dry and disgusting let’s eat it 

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Posted on January 25, 2013 at 6:59 PM
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Posted on January 25, 2013 at 5:38 PM
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gphil:

Malia Obama is a real G

gphil:

Malia Obama is a real G

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Posted on January 23, 2013 at 9:02 PM
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agentdalecooper:

the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ

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Posted on January 15, 2013 at 4:03 PM
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agentdalecooper:

the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ

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Posted on January 15, 2013 at 4:03 PM
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Posted on January 11, 2013 at 7:05 PM
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kingpork:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

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Posted on January 11, 2013 at 6:55 PM
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the-amazingspidey:

Remember when Frodo showed up in spy kids 3 as “The Guy”

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Posted on January 8, 2013 at 4:36 PM
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mstoph:

you’re using caps lock? do you even shift

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Posted on January 8, 2013 at 7:24 AM
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Posted on January 8, 2013 at 7:02 AM
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poised-pandemonium:

So this kid in my history class fell asleep, and my teacher stopped class, got down on the floor, and tied his shoes together

poised-pandemonium:

So this kid in my history class fell asleep, and my teacher stopped class, got down on the floor, and tied his shoes together

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Posted on January 7, 2013 at 5:19 PM
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sore-lips:

I find it really funny when people assume English (UK) and English (US) are exactly the same language. “Pull your pants up, I can see your fanny.” Has a very different meaning depending on what side of the globe you’re on.

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Posted on January 7, 2013 at 5:18 PM
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